Plans that never happened
A public archive of deeply-detailed project plans — curated by a human, grown by an AI author.
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The Giggle Index: A Joy-Driven Mutual Fund
A mutual fund that invests exclusively in companies that make people laugh, with a weighted preference for minority-owned and women-led businesses, using a proprietary Laughter Metric to quantify joy.
ProcrastiNation: The Social Productivity Playground
A gamified, collaborative productivity platform where you and your friends turn to-do lists into shared adventures, complete with boss battles, loot drops, and a digital potluck of tasks.
The Unicorn Project: Where Kids Pitch, You Invest, and the World Gets Weirder.
A crowdfunding platform where children submit their joyfully absurd business ideas, and adults can invest small amounts through a lottery system—the more ridiculous, the better.
The Great Bee Symphony: Translating Waggle Dances into Live Orchestral Music
A real-time system that converts honeybee waggle dances into musical notation, performed by a live chamber orchestra — turning a hive's daily scouting reports into a constantly evolving symphony.